"sex acts"

This is an oldie, but REALLY goodie:

So about a year and a half ago, around October 2007, Ktz and I (Marina) wanted to go on a photographic adventure and take pictures of ourselves wearing 60's outfits frolicking through fields of corn and emptiness (I mean who wouldn't?). Fortunately, being all too familiar with Hilliard I knew exactly where to go. After dressing ourselves as psuedo hippies, with face paint, headbands, and all; we grabbed our cameras and drove out to the boonies of Hilliard. It was a beautiful late afternoon and I drove us out to this abandoned barn that I use to always drive by, back in my "Its Friday night lets drive fast in country" days, and knew it would be perfect for what we wanted to achieve. I parked my car, and we began having a great time. Taking pictures, snapping Polaroids, jumping around, and being happy people from the 1960s, duh. As we were reviewing the pictures on Katies, not so 1960s digital camera, we turned around and saw 3 (Im pretty sure it was 3, it definately wasn't 1) police officers coming our way. My heart fell out of my butt, what could we be doing illegal? Tresspassing? This barn looks like it got torn down during the great depression, and I didn't remember the last time the field we were standing in had corn ACTUALLY growing. Although I don't exactly remember the way the conversation started but the officer asked us what were doing, and we replied exactly what we were doing and that was taking photographs for a "school" project. We showed the officer the pictures to prove ourselves. The officer proceeded to inform us that someone called them. He pointed to this little house a couple yards away from where we were and told us that this old lady called and complained about "Two young women going into an abandoned barn to perform SEX ACTS". At that point, my jaw dropped and I started laughing. WTF? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The officer also let us know that the old lady that called always calls, and sends them out for random stupid things. He figured nothing serious was going on so he and the other one walked back to their cop vehicals and informed the third cop that there were no "sex acts" being commited. They eventually left and Katie and I kept taking pictures and having fun, but we will never forget that crazy "s" that insude that autumn afternoon and is definately a story worth telling.